EGO MANIAC
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The night I met Drew Jagger, he’d just broken into my new
Park Avenue office.
Of course, my intruder had to be arrogant.
Drew was the rightful occupant of my new office. He’d been on vacation while his posh space
was renovated.
The next day, after hours at the police station, Drew took
pity on me and made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. In exchange for answering his phones while
his secretary was out, he’d let me stay until I found a new place.
The two of us were complete opposites. Drew was a bitter,
angry, gorgeous-as-all-hell, destroyer of relationships. And my job was to help people save their
marriages.
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Excerpt
DREW
I hate New Year’s Eve.
Two hours in traffic to make it not even the nine miles home
from LaGuardia. It was after ten o’clock at night. Why weren’t all these people
at a party by now? Whatever tension two weeks in Hawaii had relieved was
already back to coiling tighter and tighter inside me as the town car inched
its way uptown.
I tried not to think about all the work I was coming back
to—the endless string of other people’s problems to compound my own:
She cheated.
He cheated.
Get me full custody of
the kids.
She can’t have the
house in Vail.
All she wants is my
money.
She hasn’t given me a
blowjob in three years. Listen, asshole, you’re fifty, bald, pompous, and
shaped like an egg. She’s twenty-three, hot, and has tits so young they almost
reach up to her chin. You want to fix this marriage? Come home with ten Gs in
fresh, crisp bills, and tell her to get on her knees. You’ll get your blowjob.
She’ll get her spending money. Let’s not pretend it was ever more than it
really was. That doesn’t work for you? Unlike your soon-to-be ex-wife, I’ll
take a check. Make that out to Drew M. Jagger, Attorney at Law.
I rubbed the back of my neck, feeling slightly
claustrophobic in the back of the Uber, and looked out the window. An old lady
with a walker passed us.
“I’ll get out here,” I barked at the driver.
“But you have luggage?”
I was already exiting the back of the car. “Pop the trunk.
It’s not like we’re moving anyway.”
Traffic was at a dead stop, and it was only two blocks to my
building. Tossing a hundred-dollar tip at the driver, I grabbed my suitcase
from the trunk and took in a deep breath of Manhattan.
I loved this city as much as I hated it.
575 Park Avenue was a restored pre-war on the southeast
corner of Sixty-Third Street—it was an address that gave people preconceived notions
about you. Someone with my last name had occupied the building since before the
place was converted into overpriced co-ops. Which is why my office was allowed
to remain on the ground floor when other commercial tenants were tossed out
years ago. I also lived on the top floor.
“Welcome back, Mr. Jagger.” The uniformed doorman greeted me
as he swung open the lobby door.
“Thanks, Ed. I miss anything while I was gone?”
“Nah. Same old, same old. Peeked in on your construction the
other day, though. Looking good.”
“They use the service entrance down Sixty-Third like they
were supposed to?”
Ed nodded. “Sure did. Barely heard them the last few days.”
I dropped my luggage inside my apartment, then headed back
downstairs in the elevator to check things out. For the last two weeks, while I
was screwing off in Honolulu, my office space had been getting a total
renovation. Cracks in the high, plastered ceilings were to be patched and
painted, and new floors installed to replace the old, worn parquet.
Thick plastic remained taped over all of the interior
doorways when I walked in. The little furniture I hadn’t put in storage was
also still covered with tarps. Shit. They
aren’t done yet. The contractor had assured me there would only be finish
work left by the time I returned. I was right to be skeptical.
Flicking on the lights, I was happy to find the lobby
completely done, though. Finally, a New Year’s Eve with no horrible surprises
for a change.
I took a quick look
around, pleased with what I found, and was just about to leave when I noticed a
light streaming from under the door of a small file room at the end of the
hallway.
Thinking nothing of it, I headed to turn it off.
Now, I’m six foot two and a half, two hundred and five
pounds, and maybe it was just my frame of mind, my not expecting to see anyone,
but when I opened the door to the file room, finding her there scared the
living crap out of me.
She screamed.
I took a step back through the door.
She got up, stood on the chair, and began yelling at me,
waving her cell phone in the air.
“I’ll call the police!” Her fingers shook as she dialed
nine, then one, and hovered over the last one. “Get out now, and I won’t call!”
I could have lunged for her, and the phone would have been
out of her hand before she realized she hadn’t dialed the final digit. But she
looked terrified, so I retreated another step and put my hands up in surrender.
“I’m not going to hurt you.” I used my best soothing, calm
voice. “You don’t need to call the police. This is my office.”
“Do I look stupid to you? You just broke into my office.”
“Your office? I
think you took a wrong turn at the corner of Crazy and Nutjob.”
She wobbled atop the chair, holding both arms out to regain
her balance, and then…her skirt fell to her feet.
“Get out!” She crouched down and grabbed her skirt, tugging
it up to her waist as she turned her back to me.
“Do you take medication, ma’am?”
“Medication? Ma’am? Are you joking?”
“You know what?” I motioned to the phone she was still
holding. “Why don’t you push that last one and get the police over here. They
can drive you back to whatever loony bin you escaped from.”
Her eyes widened.
For a crazy person—now that I was really looking—she was
pretty damn cute. Fiery red hair piled on top of her head seemed to match her
firecracker personality. Although from the looks of her blazing blue eyes, I
was glad I’d held off on telling her that.
She pushed one and proceeded to report the crime of entering
one’s own office. “I’d like to report a robbery.”
“Robbery?” I arched an eyebrow and looked around. A lone
folding chair and crappy metal folding table were the only furniture in the
entire space. “What exactly am I stealing? Your winning personality?”
She amended her complaint to the police. “A breaking and
entering. I’d like to report a breaking and entering at 575 Park Avenue.” She
paused and listened. “No, I don’t think he’s armed. But he’s big. Really big. At least six feet. Maybe
bigger.”
I smirked. “And strong. Don’t forget to tell them I’m
strong, too. Want me to flex for you? And maybe you should tell them I have
green eyes. Wouldn’t want the police to confuse me with all the other really big thieves hanging out in my office.”
After she hung up, she stayed standing on the chair, still
glaring at me.
“Was there also a mouse?” I asked.
“A mouse?”
“Considering you jumped up on that chair.” I chuckled.
“You find this funny?”
“Oddly, I do. And I have no fucking idea why. It should
annoy the crap out of me that I come home from a two-week vacation and find a
squatter in my office.”
“Squatter? I’m no squatter. This is my office. I moved in a
week ago.”
She bobbled again while standing on her chair.
“Why don’t you get down? You’re going to fall off that thing
and get hurt.”
“How do I know you’re not going to hurt me when I get down?”
I shook my head and contained my laugh. “Sweetheart, look at
the size of me. Look at the size of you. Standing on that chair isn’t doing
jack shit to keep you safe. If I wanted to hurt you, you’d be out cold on the
floor already.”
“I take Krav Maga classes twice a week.”
“Twice a week? Really? Thanks for the warning.”
“You don’t have to ridicule me. Maybe I could hurt you. For an intruder, you’re really kind of rude, you
know.”
“Get down.”
After a full minute stare-off, she climbed off the chair.
“See? You’re as safe on the ground as you were up there.”
“What do you want from here?”
“You didn’t call the police, did you? You almost had me
there for a second.”
“I didn’t. But I can.”
“Now why would you go and do that? So they can arrest you
for breaking and entering?”
She pointed down at her makeshift desk. For the first time,
I noticed papers all over the place. “I told you. This is my office. I’m
working late tonight because the construction crew was so loud today that I
couldn’t get done what I needed to. Why would anyone break and enter to work at ten-thirty at night on New
Year’s Eve?”
Construction crew? My
construction crew? Something was going on here. “You were here with the
construction crew today?”
“Yes.”
I scratched my chin, half believing her. “What’s the foreman’s
name?”
“Tommy.”
Shit. She was
telling the truth. Well, at least some of it had to be the truth. “You said you
moved in a week ago?”
“That’s right.”
“And you rented the space from whom, exactly?”
“John Cougar.”
Both my brows shot up this time. “John Cougar? Did he drop
the Mellencamp, by chance?”
“How should I know?”
This wasn’t sounding good. “And you paid this John Cougar?”
“Of course. That’s how renting an office suite works. Two
months’ security, first and last month’s rent.”
I shut my eyes and shook my head. “Shit.”
“What?”
“You got conned. How much did all of that cost you? Two
months’ security, first and last month? Four months in total?”
“Ten thousand dollars.”
“Please tell me you didn’t pay cash.”
Something finally clicked, and the color drained from her
pretty face. “He said his bank was closed in the evening, and he couldn’t give
me the keys until my check cleared. If I gave him cash, I could move in right
away.”
“You paid John Cougar forty
thousand dollars in cash?”
“No!”
“Thank God.”
“I paid him ten thousand in cash.”
“I thought you said you paid four months.”
“I did. It was twenty-five hundred a month.”
That did it. Of all the crazy shit I’d heard so far,
thinking she could get space on Park Avenue for twenty-five hundred a month
took the cake. I broke out in a fit of laughter.
“What’s so funny?”
“You’re not from New York, are you?”
“No. I just moved here from Oklahoma. What does that have to
do with anything?”
I took a step closer. “I hate to break the news to you,
Oklahoma, but you got ripped off. This is my office. I’ve been here for three
years. My father the thirty before that. I was on vacation the last two weeks
and had the office remodeled while I was gone. Someone named after a singer
scammed you into giving him cash to
rent an office he had no right to rent. Doorman’s name is Ed. Walk through the
main building entrance, and he’ll verify everything I just said.”
“That can’t be.”
“What do you do that you need office space?”
“I’m a psychologist.”
I held out my hand. “I’m an attorney. Let me see your
contract.”
Her face fell. “He hasn’t brought it by yet. He said the
landlord was in Brazil on vacation, and I could move in, and he would come back
on the first to collect the rent and bring me the contract to sign.”
“You’ve been scammed.”
“But I paid him ten thousand dollars!”
“Which is another thing that should have tipped you off. You
couldn’t rent a closet on Park Avenue for twenty-five hundred a month. Didn’t
you find it strange that you were getting a place like this for next to
nothing?”
“I thought I was getting a deal.”
I shook my head. “You got a deal alright. A raw deal.”
She covered her mouth. “I think I’m going to be sick.”
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About Vi Keeland
Vi Keeland is a native New Yorker with three children that occupy most of her free time, which she complains about often, but wouldn't change for the world. She is an attorney and a New York Times, Wall Street Journal, & USA Today Best Selling author. Over the last three years, eleven of her titles have appeared on the USA Today Bestseller lists and four on the New York Times Bestseller lists.
In 2013, she released her first romance novel and never looked back. To date, she has thirteen novels released, with PLAYBOY PILOT also releasing in 2016. Her novels have appeared on #1 on Amazon and are currently being translated into German, Polish, Portuguese, Korean, Hebrew, French and Italian.
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